The new project is a dramatic mini series for HBO tentatively called “The History of Music” which will follow two friends through 40 years in the music business.  I wonder if Mick will be acting in the show, or if he’s just a money man and creative mind behind the project.  I guess we’ll be finding out in the weeks to come.

Amy blogged about The Stones upcoming world tour to commemorate their 50th anniversary.  It kicks off in 2011, and goes through 2012, when the world is supposed to end or something.  I wonder what they had to do to get Charlie Watts to agree to touring again?  Before the last tour, he said he wouldn’t do another one.  Money talks.

Meanwhile, happy 67th birthday, Mick.  I can’t believe that man is 67.  Dead sexy, and he still moves like a feline on stage.  He defies time.  I think there must be a picture of Mick somewhere in one of his mansions that is getting  old and ugly, like in the Oscar Wilde book “The Picture of Dorian Gray.”  I love this quote from the book:  “How sad it is that I shall grow old, and horrible, and dreadful.  But this picture will remain always young.  It will never be older than this particular day of June…If it were only the other way.  If it were I who was to be always young and the picture that was to grow old!  For that-for that- I would give everything!  Yes, there is nothing in the whole world that I would not give!  I would give my soul for that!” 

Does “Sympathy for the Devil” come to mind when you read that passage? 

Happy Birthday Mick!  Stay well and beautiful and keep rockin’ because Portland would sure love to see you in the Rose Garden again!!

 The funny part is the fact that the actual title is “Shit My Dad Says.”  So, being a TV network that isn’t HBO or Showtime, they can’t say the first word of the real title.  So they have those little #*&%# symbols that stand for the fact that someone is swearing.  That sucks.  Seriously, HBO should have done this one, because the actual quotes from the dad, with the profanity intact works much better.  If you’re a follower, you know what I mean.  If you don’t follow this guy, go find it and do it right now.  Click here to link and enjoy.  You’ll laugh your ass off.  Plus, who NEVER says that word?  Seriously?  Even my sainted late mother who came up with cutesy little “almost” swear words such as son of a biscuit, or hell’s bells, occasionally used that one.  Why is poop, crap, and other descriptive words for the same thing okay, and not shit?  Like the late great George Carlin said, “In TV today, you can say “I pricked my finger, but you can’t say it the other way around.”  I know, the subject has been explored to death, and after everyone was shocked and awed by Janet Jackson’s nipple at the Superbowl, and Bono’s expletive at the American Music Awards (or some awards thing that I didn’t watch…but have heard about ad nausium) we’ve had to edit songs that have been played forever in their original form.  I get calls about this all the time.  Silly really. 

Anyway, back to the #@!*$ My Dad Says…..The casting and the promo for the show look really good, I just wish they could say all the words we are used to reading from the guy.  Can’t you just hear those lovely expletives rolling off The Shat’s tongue?  Click here for the link to a preview of the show.

There’s all kinds of thoughts on profanity and swearing and I’ll close with some great quotes about the subject.

“When angry count to four.  When very angry, swear.”-Mark Twain

“Many a man’s profanity saved him from a nervous breakdown.”-Henry Haskins

“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.”-Gordie Howe

Maybe it was the call from the bank telling me that someone was trying to charge things at Wal-Mart on my credit card.  They were ringing up quite a little bill too.  Hey identity thief, I know where you live and where you shop you piece of work.  Thanks for stressing out my day while I’m trying to heal.  Ever hear of Karma?  Hope a load of it drops on your pointed head.

Anyway, I was desperately in need of a giggle…a guffaw…a belly laugh without the belly being involved because of surgery.  Something rediculous yet intelligent.  Immediately I thought of Craig Ferguson.  I had some on the DVR!  Oh good!  So I settled down and as usual the description of guests was half right.  that’s how the show goes sometimes.  People talk longer than they are supposed to, people don’t show up, you know…talk show stuff.  Anyway, the reason I was excited about one show was that Eric Idol was on.  The two of them were hilarious.  Timing was fantastic.  They are both so smart and funny.  Being a Monty Python fan from way way back, it was like the most delicious little TV moment. My mood was lifted! 

Then I went for the second show where Craig’s  guest was John Waters.  I’m feeling so much better now that I can actually attempt this blog.  John Waters is bizarre and hilarious and that’s without even saying one word.  Love his crazy movies.  He’s always a great interview and he and Ferguson took conversation to a new level of double entendre goodness.  Dandy!  I’m feeling better now.

I should follow this with a replaying of “The Hangover” or “I Love You, Man”  just to make sure I stay this way as I drift off to sleep.  Send me ideas for funny movies.  Even if I’ve seen them, I would probably enjoy them again.  I need a funny book to read too.  I just finished two sad ones and I can’t go there right now.  I need comedy.  Laughing heals, rock heals.  And really great home nurses too.

Give yourself a large embrace for me. 

Iris

Oregon’s busiest extras casting company, EXTRAS ONLY, is still currently casting all the extras, featured extras, stand-ins and photo doubles for the third season of TNT’s hit TV series, LEVERAGE.

“We are hiring thousands of real-people and professional extras from our database who are getting paid to be background actors on a hit prime time show. It’s a great opportunity to make some extra money and have fun being involved in the process. We are now looking for specific types, and need to find them fast! Please post this or forward to anyone you know who might be interested.”

ALTHOUGH CASTING IS CURRENTLY OPEN AND WE ARE BOOKING ALL TYPES,
WE NEED THE SPECIFIC TYPES BELOW TO APPLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!
• HOT GIRLS! 21 – 35 YEARS OLD
• IRISH THUG WITH RED HAIR 20 TO 4O YRS OLD
• CAUCASIAN MALE 20 – 35 YRS OLD, NICE HANDS, PROFICIENT AT “3 CARD MONTY” TRICK
• EASTERN EUROPEAN MEN 20 – 40 YRS. OLD; ESPECIALLY RUSSIAN, UKRAINIAN, ETC.
• PROFESSIONAL CORPORATE TYPES OF ALL ETHNICITIES
• THUG TYPES OF ALL ETHNCIITIES
APPLY ONLINE www.extrasonly.com / Project Code: LEVERAGE
Applicants will be considered for work in the next episode and possibly others.
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LEVERAGE: The series stars Academy Award winner Timothy Hutton and is a a drama about a team of thieves, hackers and grifters who act as modern-day Robin Hoods, taking revenge against those who use power and wealth to victimize others. Produced by Dean Devlin (“Independence Day”, TNT’s “The “The Librarian”), John Rogers (“The Cosby Show”) and Chris Downey (“The King of Queens”). They are filming 16 episodes for season 3 from now until mid-August in Oregon. 

Sorry about the Caps Lock…  I wasn’t trying to yell at you, just doing the cut and paste thing.  Hey, it’s Friday and I’m wanting to get away from the computer and out in the sun.  Here’s the information on the other casting call.  Get ready, more caps on the way:

ABC HAS A NEW WEIGHT LOSS SHOW THAT HAS TAKEN TRANSFORMATION TO A NEW LEVEL! NOW CASTING:

MEN AND WOMEN WHO HAVE AT LEAST 200LBS TO LOSE!  Yes, they said TWO HUNDRED POUNDS.  Oops, I did it in caps… 

3Ball Productions, the producer behind some of television’s most transformational programs, is producing a new weight loss show for men and women who have at least 200lbs to lose. This time around, we are bringing the trainer to you!  If you’re ready to try and lose that weight and you need inspiration to show up at your door, then come be a part of what could be the most remarkable transformation of your life.  Our expert trainer will show up to your home and work with you throughout the process. Finally, a show that will capture what hopes to be the most important year of your life – the year you get your weight off and your life back!  TO APPLY: EMAIL SWEET.CASTING@GMAIL.COM with your name, age, height, weight,  contact number, city you reside, and a brief bio. Please include a recent photo.   

Attend the open casting call in Portland, Oregon

SATURDAY, MAY 29^TH  10AM-5PM

Oregon Convention Center

777 NE Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. Portland, OR 97232

If you get on either of these shows, let me know.  I’ll be rooting for you!

“When ev’rybody’s fast asleep, I start to creep.
Through the shadows of the moonlight, I walk my beat.
Better close your window tight:
I might come in for a bite,
Oh yeah. ”

I’ve got to stop watching “True Blood” so late at night.  I was catching up and I like to watch episodes twice sometimes.  I just can’t get these vampires out of my head. 

I’ve always liked the vampire stories, read all the Ann Rice books, and now vampires are this crazy rage with teenagers.  Pre-teens too from the book series that are out there.  I enjoy the shape-shifters too.  If you have no idea what I’m talking about, then move along. 

Actually I was up until after 1:00am and had to force myself to shut down the “monkey mind” that starts when I’ve stayed up too long.  Then I got up at 5:00am.  That’s when the body clock goes off, and the cats want to eat and prowl.  It’s not really insomnia, it’s just a REALLY active mind.  Insomnia is what happens when you’re trying to sleep and can’t.  I wasn’t really trying. 

Tonight though….ZZZZZZZZZZZ.